genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

(via hate)

officialunitedstates:

Can’t we all get along and eat bread

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

(via b0y-wandering)

sprinkhles:

aquaie:

kiwaei:

zebprah:

☼bambi/rad blogg☼

Indie//Gypsy//Bambie

*bubblegum//indie*

mermaids are real

(Source: carolinetriestoreact, via ghlitzi)

tyraniturd:

calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life

(Source: basedgosh, via fake-mermaid)

I need a psychologist.

cummingtonites:

oh god they’re already reproducing

(Source: petapeta, via coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

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cummingtonites:

oh god they’re already reproducing

(Source: petapeta, via coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes

(via tittytittygangbang)

(Source: achievementt-teeth, via gnarly)

Can’t sleep and i have to wake up at 2am

pyratdame:

sixpenceee:

Like I always say, the real horror in life isn’t monsters, demons or ghosts but us, humans and what we are capable of

Here’s the original video

This is legit terrifying.

(via sixpenceee)

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pyratdame:

sixpenceee:

Like I always say, the real horror in life isn’t monsters, demons or ghosts but us, humans and what we are capable of

Here’s the original video

This is legit terrifying.

(via sixpenceee)

Chinese Takeout